Glitter stations. Human pyramids. At least 20 dogs. Way less cats (boo). Barefoot brides. Jumpsuited brides. Sequins (so sparkly).
Being official witnesses at elopements. Ugly signatures (sorry). Wedding donuts. Snow. Highland cattle (finally).
So much driving. And flying. Isle of Skye. Ireland. Oslo. Perth. Portugal. Berlin. No frequent flyer points though. Fuck.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air sing-alongs. Harry Potter quizzes (we came last). So much Netflix. So many movie downloads (sorry Hollywood).
One more tattoo each. Need more. Voted for Corbyn. Lost. Hiked Brecon Beacons. Never again.