PRICING & JUNK

"We’re currently out for drinks crying over how amazing these are"

- SUNAINA & JACOB

There's a ton of info on this site about the two of us, the faq's, a massive amount of couples tips - so hopefully you've read some of that other stuff because this pricing page is the only area where we'll try really hard to ditch the self-deprecation (most of it) and admit we're actually pretty fucking good at this wedding photography thing.

BITCH(ES) BETTER HAVE MY MONEY

We can't imagine taking off shortly after the first dance, or even after just one set. Everyone knows the shenanigans don't start until at least the second hour - and we'll be there for two hours to capture you & your peeps at their worst.

That's pretty much our jam: watching people from go their best to their worst over the course of a day. Looking at photos the next day and realising the guy who stacked it on the dance-floor once looked so respectable just 10 hours earlier (c'mon you'll know who it'll be)

D-FLOOR SHENANIGANS

Yeah we can take awesome photos, but more importantly (we think), we can be the people on the day that can take awesome photos while not making it feel like it's all about the photos.

We'd much rather you guys have a ridiculously amazing day than us commandeer your every waking minute.

Cos why the shit would we want perfectly lit photos of a couple who weren't having fun?

PAINLESS PHOTOGRAPHY

Not just one of us and some rando we put a call-out for on a Facebook Group, or someone that's new and might get some bonus shots.

You get the two of us that have shot 350+ weddings side by side (except two where Lauren was a bridesmaid and I still can't believe she chose them over me).

The two of us that rub it in the other ones face who had the better photos at certain parts of the day.

GLENN AND LAUREN

WHAT YOU GET NO MATTER WHAT

£2,500

◦ Both of us shooting (Glenn & Lauren)

◦ All-day coverage

◦ 600+ edited images

◦ Images supplied via online gallery for easy saving & sharing (online for at least a year)

◦ Zoom or chat with us whenever you want - we want to help where we can!

◦ No having to figure out if you need to pay extra for a second photographer (you already got two of us!)

FINALLY, THE COST!

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We'll rock up 2-3 hours before the ceremony & shoot two hours of the d-floor action.

Sometimes that means 10 hours, sometimes 12, 13... doesn't matter. We just know nearly all the good moments happen in between those bookends, and we don't want to say a strict '9 hours coverage' cos we don't want you to have to dance earlier just cos we're only booked until 8pm.

Having both of us there also means we don't miss any of the getting-ready action. No weird fake-getting-dressed shots so we can race back to the other person getting ready. We're gonna be up in your grill for ages (that's a good thing).

It also means way more shots of guests cos we can be everywhere at once. Also it's crazy how many guests notice one of us, but not the other one. Kinda like those raptors in Jurassic Park where one is really obvious and then fucking BAM.
Clever girl.

ALL THE COVERAGE

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600+ images, fully edited like you see on our site & the Gram.

(we average about 700 images a wedding. We don't limit it at all, you get all the good ones).

You get them in both web-size (for posting & sharing) & original-size (for printing)

We'll send you the images via our digital gallery so you can download them all & share however you want with friends & fam.

As mentioned in our FAQ (which we're sure you read) you'll get 10-20 sneak images in the first week, then a big ~80 image blog & the full gallery around weeks 6-8.

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IMAGES

WHAT YOU GET

Chat with your partner and make sure they like our stuff too - and then let us know if you want to Zoom to go over anything or if you want to just lock that sucker in while it's free!

5. IMAGE DELIVERY

4. WEDDING DAY

3. THE LEAD-UP

2. BOOK IT IN

1. CHAT IT OUT

We'll send you a link to your booking area, and once you've filled that out and paid your £500 retainer - consider us all yours!

5. IMAGE DELIVERY

4. WEDDING DAY

3. THE LEAD-UP

2. BOOK IT IN

1. CHAT IT OUT

We're here to answer any questions that pop up, but we won't harass you with anything until a month out from the wedding when we'll send over a boring logistics form & the final payment is due. Once you've had a go at the form we'll tee up a Zoom to say hey & go over anything!

5. IMAGE DELIVERY

4. WEDDING DAY

3. THE LEAD-UP

2. BOOK IT IN

1. CHAT IT OUT

Within a week you'll have ~30 photos from throughout the day winging their way over to you (so you don't just have everyone's double-chin iPhone photos to look at) & then the full gallery of 600+ will be headed to you around weeks 6-8!

5. IMAGE DELIVERY

4. WEDDING DAY

3. THE LEAD-UP

2. BOOK IT IN

1. CHAT IT OUT

WHAT'S THE PROCESS?

Because you're both important. Both your crews are important. All (well, most) of your guests are important. And one photographer can't get all that.

We'll separate at the start of the day so we can get you both getting ready (no fake putting on cufflinks shots), and throughout the day we're both constantly roaming so guests can never do anything embarrassing without a camera being near them.

Why have two photographers

We think the biggest factor for why peeps should book us is because you're going to spend more time with your photographer/s on your wedding day than your partner.

That's freaking crazy. 

So our whole deal is about making you feel chilled out from the get-go, and helping out where we can to make it all go super smooth. And we love bitching with you about your guests and anyone who's pissing you off - the ultimate blood-pressure releaser!

Photography-wise the big thing we focus on is other people. We're sure you guys are rad but if you wanted just photos of the two of you, you would have eloped or not made friends. So much of our day is focusing on the friends & fam around you guys rather than just spending hours making cool Instagram shots of you two (we kinda want you to hang out with said friends & fam - not be away with us losers* for too long).

* Yes! I got some self-deprecation in here!

WHY YOU SHOULD BOOK US

FAQS

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS BASED?

We shoot all over the place (we’re from Western Australia after all, a 4+ hour drive is pretty much the norm) but we call mid-Wales  home. It’s an awesome place with lots going on – not that we actually do any of those things… but, you know, they’re there if we want them.

WHO SHOOTS ON THE DAY?

Us. Glenn and Lauren. That’s one of our main things we stress – you don’t get just one of us, or one of us and some ‘second photographer TBD’ – you get the two of us that have shot a ton of weddings together (like, around 250). You’re literally getting two full-time wedding photogs for the price of one… it’s a terrible business model.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR STYLE?

For SEO purposes I guess we’ll call it reportage, photojournalistic, documentary, natural, candid… is that all of them? Really though the main photos that we love are the ones that make you smile or laugh. That sounds super fucking lame, but it’s a cool feeling when we’re going through the images to make your blog and smiling at our own (your) images. Cos really, if we’re not making peeps feel happy when they look at their wedding images… what’s the point?

WHAT'S YOUR APPROACH ON THE DAY?

I mean, we’re from Australia, so you know in advance it’s gonna be super chilled. I’d say we’re a hard-to-put-into-words mix of “Just ignore us and do your thing” and “Hey we’ll keep you chilled out and calm and let’s make fun of the people who are bugging you on the day and can we get you anything?”

HOW MANY IMAGES DO WE GET?

We say 650+ for a standard full wedding day, but that’s not a capped amount: we pick all the good ones we like out of the ~10,000 we take (yup, you read that right). We probs average ~850 delivered images a wedding but it depends on how much stuff is going on!

WHEN DO WE GET THE IMAGES?

We'll fire some sneaky ones (20-30) over your way within the first week. Then we'll go through the mountain of photos a few times, then Lauren will edit them (I have to do the cooking & do the dishes, it's a good trade for both of us) - then you get the full gallery in weeks 6-8.

HOW DO WE RECEIVE THE FINAL IMAGES?

To keep things as easy & as fast as possible, we deliver the photos all online through an awesome gallery for you to browse, download, share, and buy prints from if you want.

DO YOU GUYS DO ALBUMS?

Heck yes: we love a good wedding album – especially our ones because we get them from Vision Art who make the *best* albums. But you don’t have to decide now – you can add an album on after the wedding if you want once you know how much money you have left over post-honeymoon / post-buying-new-furniture-to-fill-the-void-of-wedding-planning.

DO WE HAVE TO BE GOOD AT HAVING OUR PHOTO TAKEN?

Nope. Not at all. Actually we'd prefer it if you weren't - it's much easier to make fun of your awkwardness during the shoot if you're actually awkward. You just have to be able to get a bit close to the person you’re marrying and enjoy the day. If you can do those two things, you’re set! And yes, pretty much everyone that books with us says they hate having their photo taken. I think we attract a lot of introverts, and we’re okay with that. I mean, it can’t *just* be Lauren who’s doing the super awkward do-we-shake-hands-or-hug-hello thing, right?

HOW DO WE BOOK YOU GUYS?

Once you decide to book, to lock us in for your date it’s a £500 retainer and an agreement and we’re all yours!

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SOME F*CK YEAHS

We are so in love with these photos, they just capture exactly how we felt on the day, and also you got little special moments that pass so quickly on the day but are actually really special 

- Bek & James

Glenn!! You and Lauren are literally incredible, thank you so much for all your help and guidance through the day, you're a perfect dynamic duo of calm/professional/hilariousness and we are so grateful for you both

- Zara & Andrew

Blown away. You two nailed it. Thank you doesn’t even cover it!! We both just laughed and cried, you’ve captured everything and we are so so so grateful you pair of absolute legends 🫶🏻

- Molly & Adam

Hey Glenn and Lauren! Hope you are both amazing! We have just looked at the photos and OH MY BLOODY GOD! We LOVEEEEE them alll!!!!! You are both so incredibly talented!!!🩷 Thank you for capturing our wedding 🩷🧡

- Lucy & Tim

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